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Song Parodies -> "The Dog"
Original Song Title:
"The Rose"
Original Performer:
Bette Midler
Parody Song Title:
"The Dog"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
Some say love it is a Yorkie -
Not fooled by its small size.
Some say love it is a Westie -
Snow white with soulful eyes.
Some say love is a Rottweiler -
Who knows the reason why.
I say a Golden Retriever -
Is love personified.
It's a soul extraordinary -
With an ordinary name.
When he becomes your buddy -
Life's better than the same.
He's your only angeletto -
A miracle with fur.
He's your paisano primo -
That living teddy bear.
When the day has been too stressful -
And folks are in your face.
He makes your shelter restful -
Away from the whole rat race.
Just remember who is waiting -
Your guardian in the fog -
Greets you with his tail a wagging -
It's your friend who is the dog.
Not fooled by its small size.
Some say love it is a Westie -
Snow white with soulful eyes.
Some say love is a Rottweiler -
Who knows the reason why.
I say a Golden Retriever -
Is love personified.
It's a soul extraordinary -
With an ordinary name.
When he becomes your buddy -
Life's better than the same.
He's your only angeletto -
A miracle with fur.
He's your paisano primo -
That living teddy bear.
When the day has been too stressful -
And folks are in your face.
He makes your shelter restful -
Away from the whole rat race.
Just remember who is waiting -
Your guardian in the fog -
Greets you with his tail a wagging -
It's your friend who is the dog.
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woof woof
10 times better than the original...5s
Wow, I mean bow wow, good job.
just wanted to add, this is a touching piece for anyone who loves a dog, very sincerely written, I appreciate it
nice job. simple, sweet and true. couldnt vote on how funny it was cause it doesnt seem like that was the intention.
Well this is just adorable! I'm a MAJOR dog lover...though my mutt of choice is a Great Dane...and this is FABulous! =)
It was my intention to be humorous as well as expressing my love for pets. I hope to get around to cats eventually.
On behalf of Schatzie (German shepherd/husky mix, 1972-1987) and Teddie (Golden retriever, 1988-2000), and all the world's "Big Slobbers," I thank you.
*sniff* well done...*wipe tears from eyes*...2Eagle...:-) 555
Well, I guess you can't even poke fun at a Bette Midler song without bringing people to tears.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. "Get your shrimp here!"
Cats you say..... can't wait!!!
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