Song Parodies -> "Heavin' Up To Loose My Girth"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven Is A Place On Earth"

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Original Performer:

"Heavin' Up To Loose My Girth"

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The Lyrics

Oooh Baby you know I'm not the first
Oooh heavin' up to lose my girth
Now I like heavin', love bratwurst
I like heavin' up to lose my girth
Oooh heavin' up to lose my girth

I'm so fat and round
But I love food
Need to lose some pounds
I weigh two oh five
I smell bar-be-que
In the air outside

Smell those brats like sweet perfume
It smells so good that I start to swoon
Eating is better than making love
So I'm off to market to get some grub

Oooh Baby you know I'm not the first
Oooh heavin' up to lose my girth
Now I like heavin', love bratwurst
I like heavin' up to lose my girth
Oooh heavin' up to lose my girth

Then when I get home
I stuff my face
'Till my stomach's blown
Then I'm on my knees
And I toss it up
And I feel relieved

Yes I hurl right after binging
But all the sounds I make might start you cringing
Maybe I don't seem too demure
So just plug your ears and ignore

Oooh Baby you know I'm not the first
Oooh heavin' up to lose my girth
Now I like heavin', love bratwurst
I like heavin' up to lose my girth
Oooh heavin' up to lose my girth

Heavin',...Heavin',...Heavin'

Yes I hurl because it's thinning
It's really grand, see all the pounds I'm trimming
Baby I was so fat before
But I'm not so fat anymore

Heavin'

Oooh Baby you know I'm not the first
Oooh heavin' up to lose my girth
Now I like heavin', love bratwurst
I like heavin' up to lose my girth
Oooh heavin' up to lose my girth...

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Yet Another Dutchman - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Fat and food parodies require a certain originality and creativeness on the lyrics, and IMHO, you have wielded the words well to deliver a great fat/food parody, Willie. 444.

Rick C - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Yes, Belinda has lost some weight since her Go-Gos days, eh. Good job on this...555

Michael Pacholek - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Bulimic or not, you're hawkin' up air, you never thought you'd get that stuff free! (If anyone wants to use that as the start of a parody of Joey Scarbury's "Believe It Or Not," be my guest.)

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