I never had to sing so high before
Till this disco music came along
Now we have sacrificed our manliness
Almost wear a dress
Can't get it on
Our poor gonads are now gone

Singing soprano with this voice of mine
And my brothers whined, but came along
We had to go have painful surgery
Snippin' each Bee Gee
To change our tone
Our poor gonads are now gone

You are the music trend
That made us sing so high
Six balls have we given to you-o-o-o-o
Now we're just barely guys
There's nothing twixt our thighs
Our songs still sound great
But we miss all the feelings
And girls take one look and go "Boo!"

It's been just wonderful for our careers
Now we sing up in the stratosphere
Sometimes we wish that we could get them back
And if our voices crack
It would be bliss
Our poor gonads we sure miss

You are the music trend
That made us sing so high
Six balls have we given to you-o-o-o-o
Now we're just barely guys
There's nothing twixt our thighs
Our songs still sound great
But we miss all the feelings
And girls take one look and go "Boo!"

There I said it in my falsetto voice
Didn't have a choice
Won't ever spawn
Our poor gonads are now gone