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Song Parodies -> "No Sleep In Vegas"

Original Song Title:

"No Sleep Til Brooklyn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"No Sleep In Vegas"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

(chorus)
No sleep in - Vegas

Hand on the slots - trying to hit the jackpot
This is gonna happen 'cause I feel so hot
Stuck to this place - just like a matrimony
Casino to casino - I'm losing my money
Caesar's Palace - everything is fabulous
Seem to becoming quarterless
Playing poker or twenty-one at a table
Become a high roller because I'm willing and able
Ain't no winning - this dealer is cheatin'
Table to table - drunken people what I'm seein'
Gambling the day from morning to morning
After about five days - this becomes boring

(bridge)
No sleep in

Another play - another hand
Go to Lake Mead play in the sand
Another bar - another fight
Staying up all night
People drive crazy - accident everyday
Better drive agressive or move out of the way
Drove across the US - in forty-four hours
Woke up at seven - to the falling towers
Going to Club Seven like it was going out of style
Keep on drinking 'til I feel untamed and wild
Dance on the floor - going out this door
I'm headin' to the back to play with a wh*re
Gonna play this safe so I can stay alive
Got to give her fifty and tell her goodbye

(repeat bridge)
(repeat chorus x2)

Ain't seen no sleep since I moved out west
Where's my bed - I need some more rest
Attending school - at UNLV
I got in easy cause I knew my A-B-C's
Like the A to the Z - or Z to the A
I'm always dead broke 'cause I love to play
Met Jermaine, Hawk, Ryan Nyquist
Tried to see Kid rock, but he I missed
What's up holmes - how you doing back home
Now I got twenties ridin' on chrome
Staying up 'cause I get no sleep
'Cause I'll be partying seven days a week

(repeat bridge)
(repeat chorus x4)

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