Song Parodies -> "Boring Meeting"

Original Song Title:

"Manic Monday"

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Original Performer:

"Boring Meeting"

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The Lyrics

Four o'clock on Wednesday
And I'm stuck in a crowded conference room
We're all watchin' our director
As he rambles on all afternoon
And I want to leave
But then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the times
When you wish your fortune's already made

It's just another boring meeting
With not enough seating
It's such a beating
I wish it was completing
It's just another boring meeting

Showing us another slide
Got to be his ninety-eighth
And if I had a Vivarin
I still couldn't keep me awake
"Cause he drags on so long
And I start to slip right out of my chair
Blame it on the heat
Generated by all the hot air

It's just another boring meeting
And he keeps repeating
We're competing
Competitors are cheating
It's just another boring meeting

All of the lights
Are down so PowerPoint will show up good
On the wall
Doesn't it matter
That the darkness and the heat combine
To drain us all
He tells us in his boardroom voice
Our new products will offer real choice
Time goes so slow
When he's droning on

It's just another boring meeting
I wish it was fleeting
It's such a beating
I'd like to be retreating
It's just another boring meeting

[Repeat and fade to a chorus of snores]

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Rick C - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Well I liked it.....been there....555

Johnny D - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment

I like the PowerPoint reference!

Red Ant - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment

I would say this was boring, but it wasn't. 5's

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment

After being in a long boring meeting the jury has reached the conclusion that this gets 5s.

Meriya C. - November 06, 2005 - Report this comment

ha ha I loved it, it was funny and true 0_0

S.T.G. - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment

I HAVE EXPIERIANCED THOSE BEFORE.

Matthias - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment

I second the PowerPoint refrence, as well as the Vivarin one!!!

Agrimorfee - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment

(Help Wanted) Been there, too, and also for boring college/high school lectures (on the old overhead prjector, pre-Power Point...)

Red Ant - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment

(Classifides )See above!

Stuart McArthur - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment

(classifieds) way to go with the "...eeting" rhymes, Rex! - 555

Jeff Reuben - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment

(Classified) Very well done. Hit close to home, I forwarded this one to several people. Boardroom for bedroom voice, loved it!

Johnny D - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment

(Class) See above!

rok iz look - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment

This parody is SO funny!!!! If you released this as a single, it would go STRAIGHT to No. 1, and STAY at No. 1 for as long as the pop charts are in existence. THAT'S how brilliant it is. A DEFINITE 555

Below Average Dave - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Great job on this one, it predates my being on the site, but I'm looking through your collection right now. . .It's quite funny.

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