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Song Parodies -> "Beat On The Donuts"

Original Song Title:

"Heat Of The Moment"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Asia

Parody Song Title:

"Beat On The Donuts"

Parody Written by:

Ashkicksass and Arwen and Johnny D

The Lyrics

Ashkicksass and Arwen invited me (Johnny D) to collaborate with them on this parody, a kind of conceptual spin-off from my donut-pounding parody that posted yesterday...so...here's what the three of us baked for y'all...enjoy!
The other day I felt so sad and blue
Needed some sweets and only one would do
I drove straight to my favorite donut place
Was gonna shove a dozen in my face

Did not remember to wear my stretch pants
An accident arose from my dumb stance
One dozen, then another, stretched me wide
They tore my jeans, and then in vengeance, I ...

Started to beat on the donuts!
Yelling "You little BASTARDS!"
I screamed at the donuts,
"DONUTS, YOU DIE!!!!"

I got so big I couldn't see my shoes
I'll trade my Levis in for 10-0-2s
I want to curse to Hell those frosted rings
My social downfall's all due to those things

Cause as I
Beat on the donuts
The pieces of donuts
Were eaten in moments
Whoa, sugar-high!

(sounds of utensils crashing, plates shattering, & muffled cursing & chewing noises)

Now donut shrapnel spreads across the ground
I gather a few shards and chow them down
This always happens when I stuff myself
You'd think I'd keep my hunger on the shelf

'Cause when I
Beat on the donuts
Jelly looks like my heart bled
I eat, and the donuts,
Go to my thighs

Come on,
Let's beat on the donuts!
Let's beat on the donuts!
Let's beat on the donuts!
They won't survive!!!

(giggles & various slurping and snarfing and chewing noises)

Beat on the donuts!
Beat on the donuts!
EAT ALL THE DONUTS!!!!
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 16

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Ashkicksass - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
The donuts really were total bastards.
Arwen - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen to that, Sister.
Johnny D - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen to that, Sisters.
Joe Melchionne - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Triple Crown to the Triple Threat A Team of Ashkicksass and Arwen and Johnny D 5stars!!!!!
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Great pacing/wordplay and sight-gags (that 10-0-2's reference was especially clever)! 5's all round...
John Barry - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Donuts are poison. Good message.
Arwen - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to those who have voted...I'll speak for the threesome, I guess. Ironic, really...since I have to say that I think I did the least amount of work on this one...(I wrote one verse...these 2 were WAY too fast for me) Johnny and Ash deserve most of the credit...=)
Claude Prez - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
You'll be happy to know I did more than my share in the struggle against our yeasty foe this morning. Very funny stuff you all.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm, pigging out until your pants tear?...only a true genius could incorporate that into a parody! ;) Loved your confectionery-smooshin' antics... and what the pineapple with sprinkles is 'snarfing'???
Stuart McArthur - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I've heard about you guys - word is you're FABulous........actually , downloading the mp3 was a big help johnny, as I could only place the chorus - what else but 555 of course - and I sympathise with all that screaming - those donuts, they just don't listen...
Jeff Reuben - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
So...what will your new group name be? Excellent job all around!
Johnny D - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to everybody who has voted and commented!

Whaddaya think, AKA & Arwen? A name for our little trio?
Rick D - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
The Steely Dans? (AJA)
Johnny D - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I wouldn't mind, but I can't speak for the ladies.
Paul Robinson - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work y'all...Arwen, it's entirely appropriate that the one who actually does the least speak for and take credit...they have more time available to do so...it also indicates you may have what it takes to go far in the Corporate world...
Johnny D - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Corporate world = The Dilbert Zone
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
A room full of donuts? ;-)
Ashkicksass - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL K1! I love a room full of donuts! Pun intended!

Thanks to Joe, Ingeborg, JB, Claude, Jake, Stuart, Jeff, Rick, Paul, and K1! And of course to my darlings Arwen and Johnny! This was lots of fun!

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