like a scene right from a porno movie
in a Tampa toilet doing fine,
they were kissing long and proud no it wasn't boring
not committing a crime
they came off of the field in their top cat tails
and sweat was pouring just like rain
don't bother asking for explanations,
now their story's the same
there's queers in the cats

they never hang around for questions
about why they locked their lips in there
and you hope there was some footage of this connection,
before they disappeared..

in those toilet walls, they were both la sans balls
there's a toilet door, that we see through
these gays, we say somebody's wife
that hair, with fingers running through..
there's queers in the cats

yeah she looks at you so lewdly
and her eyes shine like the kitten she'll be
she now does, incense and patchouli
so you ask her what she's feeling inside
there's a queer in the cats

well the morning comes for the bail out
and the rest of the panthers are gone
and you've signed upon your bond for illegal lick'er
and the headlines coming on,,
THERE'S A QUEER IN THE CATS!!
and the heartbeat strains of that tryst remain
now they'll take another licking today
if you're either woman's hubby do you stay or leave her
or demand menage a trois???
with the queers in the cats?