Song Parodies -> "Fakes!"

Original Song Title:

"Fake!"

Original Performer:

Alexander O'Neal

Parody Song Title:

"Fakes!"

Parody Written by:

Dishonest Abe

The Lyrics

Abraham FOXman here, undisputed Yiddish Israelism hate speech nemesis. Today's diatribe is against the L.A. University Cathedral, which is the world's largest Messianic cult on the internet, and reason number 1 for Internet 2 style censorship. Its teachings on Yiddish Israelism need to be suppressed even if that means repealing the 1st Amendment! It's now run by Melissa "Pastore" Scott, whose faux Spanish betrays her as a Judeo-Spanish-speaking Sephardi. 21.feb is the 5th anniversary of her husband's death: were I not president of the Anti-Defecation League, I'd go out and take a dump on his grave in celebration . . . so I'll vent my spleen instead as follows:

[Abe FOXman rappin' on Dr Gene Scott:]
.
You're wife's Sephardic
(or is she not?)
and you ordained her
as "Pastore" Scott.
A Jew for Jesus
right from the start -
she said she's Messianic -
but I don't hear her witness from the heart
.
Whenever I tune into you
you're filling up the pews
.
You are fakes of faith -
uninterrupted
demands for tithes
yet ours "corrupted"?
You are fakes of faith -
and I'm disgusted -
your "faithing's" great
yet ours is "busted"?
.
Our calendar that's
observed by you
is one made for the
Dispersion Jews;
for nonobservant modern rabbis too,
invented by Hillel the Number 2
.
Denouncing Ashkenazi Jews - as "counterfeit"
.
We are fakes, you say, us Ashkenazis -
"Israelites who became Khazaris."
We are fakes, you say, for one main reason -
'cause in our minds it's lyin' season.
So true Jews, say you, are House of Judah -
the other House became Khazaris.
So true Jews, say you, are the Sephardis -
Judaeans who descend from Judah.
(Fakes!)
Whenever I tune into you,
you're saving yet more Jews
(We be "fakes"!)
from being conned by us into our "Sabbatean ruse"
.
We are fakes, say you, us Ashkenazis -
"Israelites who became Khazaris."
We are fakes, say you, for one main reason -
'cause in our minds it's lyin' season
[repeat & fade out to Endtime]

Perhaps we should have given Melissa a lethal dose of x-rays?

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