Mississippi mud pie without dairy
'Gimme Lean' rather than 'Jimmy Dean'
Mama's cookin' with her baby on her shoulder
The cake is settin', there's molasses in the pie
Soy is versatile, you can use it in everything
Always wanting more, it leaves us longing for

Veganism with a little poi smile
Mama's cornbread baked in southern style
A new religion that'll keep you healthy
Veganism if you please

Down in Phoenix the food is like a heatwave
White pepper bound to drive you wild
Hot salsa on the plate of every school boy
Tender cactus leaves 'em five'n in the aisles
It moves right through you, keeps you regular and true
Always wanting more, it leaves you longing for

Veganism with a big soy smile
Veggie-Chile cooked in Western style
A kool religion that'll keep you healthy
Veganism if you please

Every nut and every fruit in this world is for you
Every spice that you've eaten keeps you in Eden
They're all meant for you

Veganism with a Bok Choy smile
Hot curry cooked in Eastern style
A new religion that'll keep you healthy
Veganism if you please

Veganism with that doughboy smile
Warm chestnuts roasted Northern style
A kool religion that'll keep you healthy
Veganism if you please

If you please, if you please, if you please