Song Parodies -> "Making Love At 104"

Original Song Title:

"Making Love Out Of Nothing At All"

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Original Performer:

"Making Love At 104"

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The Lyrics

Any potential video for this would likely cause mental scarring for life....

I know I've got arthritis
And I know I've lost my hair
I know it takes me half an hour
To remove my underwear

I know your hip is gammy
And I know your teeth are false
I know that when you close your eyes
I always check you for a pulse

I know just where to touch you;
On the parts that do not hurt
I know all about Viagra
Coz it keeps "little Fred" alert

And I know my sight is fading
And I can't hear what you just said
And I know I won't remember all the things I must remember
So I've got instructions over my bed

And I know my bladder's frisky
(I might need to stop to pee)
I know that 2 minutes isn't much of a party
So I'll try to stretch it right out to 3

And I don't know how to leave you
Coz I can't unlock the door
But I still know how to do it
Makin' love at 104

(Makin' love) at 104
(Makin' love) Can't get up off the floor
(Makin' love) Gee, my back's pretty sore
(Makin' love) It's a bit of a chore
(Makin' love) Please don't give me a score
(Makin' love) at 104

Ev'ry time I see you shufflin' round the care home
I wanna kiss your wrinkly ol' neck
And ev'ry time you pass by all those incontinent guys
Things get messy

The beating of my heart's an alarm; I get stressed
Coz I've had a huge infarction or two
You can share my medication and my wheelchair,
The nurses may be freakin' but I don't freakin' care
I gotta get me some!
I won't be round for long
So I'm gonna try to give one to you!

Well, I ain't no Valentino
(Though I knew him as a boy)
But I knew sooner or later, my new defibrillator
Would be great as a sexual toy

And it's true I smell of mothballs
And yes, I'm taking all my meals through a straw
And I might call you Dolores (though that isn't your name)
And when screwing, we can chat 'bout the war

Coz I'm pretty sure my ticker can take it
And we won't be breakin' any law
Now I really wanna see you buck naked
Makin' love at 104

(Makin' love) at 104
(Makin' love) Can't get up off the floor
(Makin' love) Did I say that before?
(Makin' love) Heck, I'm not really sure
(Makin' love) Don't get pissed if I snore
(Makin' love) at 104

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Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment

Wayne Rooney would approve, like!

Old Man Ribber - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment

Kristof - We all should be so lucky! This is at least 40 better than When I'm Sixty-Four. Great job. ;D

LadyTwistOff - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment

Lord KristOff, The Mighty Duke oKilts, this is magnifique et tres amusant, MonSieur de Fibrulator . . . though very depressing . . .

McKludge - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment

Ewwww, that's just nasty. But damn funny.

Way to work the defibrillator rhyme.

Claude Prez - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment

I almost didn't click on this since I couldn't remember the original well. But because it was you, I knew it would be worth it to open another browser and find a Youtube video. It did not disappoint. Hilarious, as expected, and I can't even believe I'm the first to mention the Valentino line. Great stuff.

John Jenkins - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment

A lot of excellent lines, but "did I say that before?" resonated with me.

Sorry I missed you in London earlier this month. It appears that you are fully recovered!

Stuart McArthur - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Just checking the old stamping ground. First stop Kristof of course. Loved the "though I knew him as a boy" mate. Signature Kristof stuff

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