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Song Parodies -> "Don't Take In Meat"
Original Song Title:
"Take On Me"
Original Performer:
Aha
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Take In Meat"
Parody Written by:
Vegan Minstrel
The Lyrics
Thinking away, you don’t know what to eat today
We'll tell you the best way, today’s the day to let fruit find you
Shine away, if you eat fruit, you will be OK
Don't take in meat (don't take in meat)
Don't take meat in (don't take in meat)
or your health will be gone
and you'll be screwed
It should be needless to say, don't eat pork ends, fish or eel
Become awake, learn that veggies are the way
Stay away from beef, it’s so much better to be safe than sorry
Don't take in meat (don't take in meat)
Don't take meat in (don't take in meat)
or your health will be gone
and you'll be screwed
Pork rings aren't the way for you to find health today
Put your worries away, we'll tell you all you need to remember
You'll shine away if you eat veggies & fruit all day
Don't take in meat (don't take in meat)
Don't take meat in (don't take in meat)
or your health will be gone
and you'll be screwed
We'll tell you the best way, today’s the day to let fruit find you
Shine away, if you eat fruit, you will be OK
Don't take in meat (don't take in meat)
Don't take meat in (don't take in meat)
or your health will be gone
and you'll be screwed
It should be needless to say, don't eat pork ends, fish or eel
Become awake, learn that veggies are the way
Stay away from beef, it’s so much better to be safe than sorry
Don't take in meat (don't take in meat)
Don't take meat in (don't take in meat)
or your health will be gone
and you'll be screwed
Pork rings aren't the way for you to find health today
Put your worries away, we'll tell you all you need to remember
You'll shine away if you eat veggies & fruit all day
Don't take in meat (don't take in meat)
Don't take meat in (don't take in meat)
or your health will be gone
and you'll be screwed
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Amusing parody, but to tell you the truth I ate a steak this weekend that was as big as a first edition of "Great Expectations." Yum yum!
Song is at bit.ly/dont-take-in-meat
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