I burnt the roast before you came
I never thought you'd yell at me the same
Yell at me the same
With sweaty palms and twitchy eyes
I shut the door and break the window frame
Break the window frame

And I steamed, I steamed some hams today
And I'll steam, I'll steam all night and day
I know I'll get away

You say they're clams, I say they're hams
It's Albany-an, and of this I've no shame
Of this I've no shame
You say they're grilled, I say they're steamed
Aurora borealis burns in frame
You think it's oven flames

But I steamed, I steamed some hams today
Yeah, I'll steam, I'll steam the night away
I wish you'd go away

Is that my mother calling me?
She's slowly disappointing me; my game
'Pointing me; my game
"I love your hams," I hear you say
I hope aurora helps insurance reclaims
My insurance claims

Yet I steamed, I steamed some hams today
I just steamed a bunch of hams, sans pay
Yes, I steamed, I steamed my lies away
For my boss! I'm glad he got away