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Song Parodies -> "Fag Doll"
Original Song Title:
"Rag Doll"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"Fag Doll"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
fag doll, thinkin he's a cutie,
guys ass, studies that patootie,
says fine, always wants a man to see his back door
new times, now they're gettin married,
I hear the Pope is gettin harried,
fag doll, won't you get back in the closet like you were before
some say he's a bad boy
some say he's a fag boy
singin bout a fag doll
just like a little fairy toy
they're out, and proud,
shouting out loud,
as me if I do care,
I think that it's a nightmare
speakin on the chat line
thinkin that they're real fine
makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"
fag doll, thinkin he's a cutie,
guys ass, studies that patootie,
says fine, always wants a man to see his back door
new times, now they're gettin married,
I hear the Pope is gettin harried,
fag doll, won't you get back in the closet like you were before
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
they support them always big time
they would give them out our last dime
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
they support them always big time
they would give them out our last dime
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"
guys ass, studies that patootie,
says fine, always wants a man to see his back door
new times, now they're gettin married,
I hear the Pope is gettin harried,
fag doll, won't you get back in the closet like you were before
some say he's a bad boy
some say he's a fag boy
singin bout a fag doll
just like a little fairy toy
they're out, and proud,
shouting out loud,
as me if I do care,
I think that it's a nightmare
speakin on the chat line
thinkin that they're real fine
makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"
fag doll, thinkin he's a cutie,
guys ass, studies that patootie,
says fine, always wants a man to see his back door
new times, now they're gettin married,
I hear the Pope is gettin harried,
fag doll, won't you get back in the closet like you were before
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
they support them always big time
they would give them out our last dime
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
they support them always big time
they would give them out our last dime
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"
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