[Verse 1]
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Joey, What Have You Done?
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Joey, You've Got A Bad Pun.
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Joey, What Have You Done?
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Dad, I'm Just Trying To Have Fun.
No, No, Noooooo, No, No, Noooooo, No, No, Noooooo, No, No, Nooooooooooooo.

[Chorus 1]
Joey's Got A Gun,
Joey's Got A Gun,
His World Will Blow Up This One,
He's Looking For Someone.
What Did His Daddy Do?
And Why Did He Punish You?

[Verse 2]
They Say When Joey Was Expelled,
They Found Him Hiding From A Bush,
But Joey, Had It Comin',
Now That Joey's Got A Gun,
He Is Going To Get On A Crazy Rush!

[Chorus 2]
Joey's Got A Gun.
Joey's Got A Gun.
His Crazy Days Just Begun,
Now Everybody Is On The Run,
Tell Me That, It's Not True!
What Did His Daddy Do?
He Said, "He Punished Him For Some Reason,
Now Joey's Really Gone Insane!"
He Says, "He's Now Getting Some Hunger,
The Lightning And The Thunder,
Knew The Count Was Counting Dead People Again.

[Chorus 3]
Run Away, Run Away From The Pai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ain.
Run Away, Run Away From The Pai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ain.
Run Away, Run Away, Run, Run Away-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

[CRAZY GUITAR SOLO!]


[Chorus 2]
Joey's Got A Gun.
Joey's Got A Gun.
His Crazy Days Just Begun,
Now Everybody Is On The Run.

[Verse 2]
What Did His Daddy Do?
He Shot A Guy Named Caillou.
He Had To Shoot Him Down Easy,
By Putting A Bullet In His Brain,
He Said, "Cause Dad Would Have To Ground Me, I Gave Him What He Deserves,
Now It's Never Gonna Be The Same!'

[Chorus 3]
Run Away, Run Away From The Pai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ain.
Run Away, Run Away From The Pai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ain.
Run Away, Run Away, Run, Run Away-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

[Chorus 2]
Joey's Got A Gun,
Joey's Got A Gun.
Joey's Got A Gun,
Now Everybody Is On The Run.

[Outro]
Joey's Got A Gun,
He Had Blown Up The Sun,
Now Everybody Was Dead And Gone. (Joey, What've You Done?)
Because Joey's Got A Gun. (Tell Me, It Ain't Cool.)
Joey's Got A Gun, (Were You Getting Suspended Again?)
The World's Now Blown Up One, (That Made You Go Insane.)
Now Everybody Is Dead And Gone.
Joey's Got A Gun.