Playin’ my guitar for the groupies
Playin’ for their company.
I’m itchin’ for the broad who’s smokin’
I think she came from Tuscany.

But what if she makes me sick
With cooties and vicious germs?
I really need a drink with a cigarette
To ward off all the worms.

Chorus:
Genital Yeast Infection,
What Aerosmithought when they wrote this song
Genital Yeast Infection,
What Aerosmith caught when it all went wrong.

Rashes on the Great Dictator
Agony setting in.
Fleischmann's was the instigator
I should have played the violin.

Bacteria found its way
Candida is the main cause.
Please get me antifungal cream
For discomfort, redness
Then cover it with gauze.

[Chorus]

I declare, so beware
Money down the drain
To my Health Care
Genital Yeast Infection
What Aerosmith caught when it all went wrong.

SOLO
Yeast Infection
Not goin’ down. – more SOLO
Not goin’ down. – more SOLO

[Chorus]

Gonna be a lot more careful
Gonna be a sexless monk.
Gonna be a lot less dareful
And have me a lot less junk.

Gotta keep my zipper tight
Get a grip on reality.
I’ll make it all the way to the doctor’s office
End this parody.