Song Parodies -> "1986, 1998"

Original Song Title:

"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"1986, 1998"

Parody Written by:

Freezair

The Lyrics

In my vein of making game-based parodies of songs, here's another about two of the most famous female crossdressers in game HISTORY! (Well, not technically crossdressers in one case, but it's beyond the point.) From the point of view of a poor guy who hasn't gotten a smidgen of sun since the mid-eighties.

(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!

Went out the Temple of Time
He met me there and covered in slime
He said "I've got something to say,"
And he turned into HER, just as plain as day,
Oh hey,

(Wha? Wha?)
(Wha? Wha?)

Just beat 'Roid and I'm having the the time,
Of my life till I looked at the screen,
Thought I couldn't beleive my eyes,
I was a girl with a gun
Sam, you blew me away!

(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!

So never judge a guy by his suit,
For you'll find you're in false pursuit,
The games made me wise
But those girls LOOKED liked guys!
Judging by their actions
I was struck down with surprise!

(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!

This has happened twice
You think that I'd get smart
This has happened twice
Play it, play it, play it all night,
This has happened twice
Now you both turn my heart!
This has happened twice,
Play it, play it, play it, play it!

Ooh what the funky ladies
They like it like it like it like that
Ooh they both were ladies

(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Wha? Wha?) Dude, he was a LADY!
(Repeat out)

Samus and Shiek/Zelda both belong to Nintendo, I own neither of them.

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