That dog has got those rabies
That dog has got those rabies
That dog has got those rabies
That dog has got those rabies

Walked to a house on my route
His muzzle growled a tune at the gate
He a mean pit bull and all fight
Mailmen, cover your dong
Cause you know he's all bite- clamped tight

Woof Woof Woof Woof

Back home I'm nursing the wound
But it's cool until somebody says
"Maybe it's a rabid dog you found"
Then we went to the doc
For a hospital stay

That dog has got those rabies
That dog has got those rabies
That dog has got those rabies
That dog has got those rabies

So never judge a mutt by your rover
Or you just might wind up under clover
Meds put me right after six days and nights
He weren't no Snoopy from "Peanuts"
Scored and marked upon my thighs

That dog has got those rabies
That dog has got those rabies
That dog has got those rabies
That dog has got those rabies

(Paranoia follows me "round)
Take away that Peke, dear
(Paranoia follows me "round)
Go "way, go "way, you mangy curs
(Paranoia follows me "round)
I was sick a week, dear
(Paranoia follows me "round)
Go "way, go "way, go "way, go "way

What a sucky canine
Oh he bit it, bit it bit it bit it
Oh, he had the rabies

(Repeat Chorus)