We're in a street we call Sesame
Yeah, yeah, oh

Stand up and be counted for the number of the day for now
The Count will notice you can stand out from pigeon crowds
Bert,Bert,fun with pigeons,flying in their own special way
He's still annoying,Ernie's not,Bert will welcome you today

For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert

So Prairie Dawn gets to Grover
As Grover felt worried for this
That Bert's uptight,he begins to fight
Bert will see what's wrong or right

For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
Bert was here
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert

Oooh,salute!
Oooh,ooooh yeah

He's just a muppet for hire in a crossed fire
Ready to settle you
Although if Bert will handle the glory
He's got a pigeon flock to boot

For those who hate Ernie (rubber duckie "squeak"),we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
Those who hate Ernie (Ernie "laughs"),we salute Bert
(rubber duckie "squeak")
We salute Bert,we salute Bert
Come on, whooa
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert

(rubber duckie "squeak" four times)

For those of you,for those who
Yeah
(Ain't gonna get tired,won't take a break,we salute Bert.)

We salute Bert,we salute Bert,we salute Bert

(Ernie "laughs")