Proud - in all seriousness - is this supposed to be funny? I mean do you and the right wing nuts sit around and laugh at a piece of work such as yours? Real Americans with a sense of humor want to know. Also, could you please explain to me how Janet Jackson's nipple is more destructive to our society than the unjust war in Iraq? Really - can you do it? How many thousands of innocent lives were lost after being exposed to a nipple during halftime of the Super Bowl (when families were sitting down for dinner in front of the tv)? So you would prefer that your child witness weeks of Brit Hume bringing you pictures in living color of the US bombing the hell out of Iraq then to see a nipple for a split second? And I'm immoral?

I don't think that British new wave band ABC sang the original. It was someone else.

Something tells me this guy ain't for real. He must really be a liberal doing right-wing parodies. I mean, no right winger would be that obvious.

"Proud - in all seriousness - is this supposed to be funny?" No it isn't, Immoral Idiot. This is what America is like. "I mean do you and the right wing nuts sit around and laugh at a piece of work such as yours?" No. We laugh at commies like you. "Real Americans with a sense of humor want to know. Also, could you please explain to me how Janet Jackson's nipple is more destructive to our society than the unjust war in Iraq? Really - can you do it? How many thousands of innocent lives were lost after being exposed to a nipple during halftime of the Super Bowl (when families were sitting down for dinner in front of the tv)?" The innocence in millions of American children died that day. And they weren't strapping bombs to thereself. " So you would prefer that your child witness weeks of Brit Hume bringing you pictures in living color of the US bombing the hell out of Iraq then to see a nipple for a split second? And I'm immoral?" Yes.

"Some guy" is right. It doesn't even sound like ABC. I think Jessie Fredeick is the name of the person who sings the Full House Theme Song. (Or was he the writer?)

This parody is so bad that even the 1s-people feel sorry for you and have abstained from voting.

Proud American/Linda Ter-Loon says (referring to "Nipple-gate"): "The innocence in millions of American children died that day. And they weren't strapping bombs to thereself. " - ah, your intelligence shines here Ter-Loon. But it gets better, when Ter-Loon/Proud American is asked whether she would prefer that her child witness weeks of Brit Hume bringing you pictures in living color of the US bombing the hell out of Iraq then to see a nipple for a split second, this rightwing nut answers - "Yes." It's logic like this that is destroying America.

While it is difficult to improve on what I.L. says, I am happy to add to it. "ABC" was the network on which "Full House" aired. In lieu of not knowning who sang or wrote the song (Jesse Frederick sang and co-wrote it), this is completely understandable. Although it's interesting that P.A. chose the theme song of a show about three unmarried men sharing a home in San Francisco, raising three children! (Yes, I know, Uncle Jesse was a definite ladies' man, and he got married midway through the show. Still...) "Before disability"? Ain't no such thing, and, by the way, the elder George Bush signed the Americans With Disabilities Act into law. I was there at the White House that day: July 26, 1990. Got an invite through some charitable work I did. The law was sponsored by, among others, Senator Bob Dole. I actually liked them both at the time. That soon changed. "Liberal TV" consists of Keith Olbermann's "Countdown" on MSNBC and precious little else. Certainly, CNN and the PBS Newshour are not liberal, as they frequently have conservatives on. Which Americans "fought wars with glee"? George Armstrong Custer, George S. Patton and Douglas MacArthur. The first got his men wiped out, the second was nearly stripped of command for slapping a shell-shocked soldier, and the third nearly started World War III and caused China to enter the Korean War, extending it by 2 1/2 years. "Coons"? I hope that was a misprint, meaning "cons," and not a racist epithet. Everyone who disagrees with you is a "commie"? I suspect even most Republicans would think you're ridiculous. And "The innocence in millions of American children died" when that ass Justin Timberlake exposed Janet Jackson's breast? Well, thank you for letting the great Bill Clinton off the hook! 'Cause for years your ilk was telling us about how he was forcing us to explain immoral things to our kids. But there's no way to explain you. You defy explanation. You and Linda and Sarcastic Paranoid and Coral Snake, who, at least, has some wit. As did Guy DiRito, a true parody genius, if a very conservative one... where'd he go, anyway? I actually miss the guy.

Michael - I know this was not your intent - far from it - but we should not have Guy's name in the same sentence as the others. As you so properly pointed out - a parody genius - and I too miss Guy. Guy was intelligent and a right-winger with a good sense of humor. Unlike these other Ter-Loons, Guy was a uniter not a divider. Oh, and nice Bill Clinton line by the way.

You suck more than a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Yes, Michael P, you are right about the network, but this will still be filed under everything for the BAND known as ABC. The person who submitted this should've put "Theme song" or "Jesse Fredrick" as the original performer. By teh way, I don't care for this one either, I gotta give it a low score.