Song Parodies -> "Water Poo(The Diarrhea Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Waterloo"

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Original Performer:

"Water Poo(The Diarrhea Song)"

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The Lyrics

My my, after eating chili my bowels did surrender
Oh yeah, I felt the pressure and helpless I was rendered
I started to let out the squirts - Oh man it really hurts!

Water poo - I couldn't stop it, it won the war
Water poo - It's always comin' back for more
Water poo - Couldn't hold back though I wanted to
Water poo - Knowing all day I'll be in the 'loo
Water poo - Stuck singing here with my Water Poo

My my, I tried to hold you back but you kept pressing
Oh yeah, and before I knew it my pants got a messing
And I'm getting really upset- I hate it when my crap is wet!

Water poo - I couldn't stop it, it won the war
Water poo - It's always comin' back for more
Water poo - Couldn't hold back though I wanted to
Water poo - Knowing all day I'll be in the 'loo

And I'm getting really upset- I hate it when my crap is wet!

Water poo - I couldn't stop it, it won the war
Water poo - It's always comin' back for more
Water poo - Couldn't hold back though I wanted to
Water poo - Knowing all day I'll be in the 'loo
Water poo - Stuck singing here with my Water Poo

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djalgoe@wccta.net - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment

what is the song if you are running into first and have a sudden burst diarehha diarehha?

Uky - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Not at all funny.

Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Above-average rhymes and pacing, but gross even for a toilet-humor song.

lucy - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I really need to know what happens at second.

MissaMae - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment

when you're sliding into second, and you feel something beckon, diarrhea, diarrhea. when you're sliding into third, and you feel a little turd, diarrhea, diarrhea. when you're sliding into home, and you feel a burst of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea.

Mr Potty Mouth - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment

I can sum this whole parody up in one word...CRAP.

alicia - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment

when ur slidin' into home and ur pants are filled with foam diahareah....

little one - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment

When you're sliding into first and you feel a sudden burst, diarrhea, diarrhea . . .

kyle jarman - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment

I'M LAUGHING TOO LOUD & HARD HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT THE SHIT LIST...IT TO IS GREAT

Jaime Gallegos - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment

When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter! Diarrhea..Diarrhea Or.. When you're running down a hall and you hear something fall! Diarrhea..Diarrhea

1234567890 - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment

the crap is wet

fdasfds - November 24, 2008 - Report this comment

THIS SUCKED THIS WASNT EVEN IT!

giggles - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment

this is a parody that a 3rd grader could have written.its gross but true and hella funny

Mr 1's - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Are you kidding? It's something that a 1st grader would get a kick out of. In the words of Aoid: not clever, not funny.

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