When you wake up with a hard on, an’ the missus cuts you dead
The first thing you do is to wonder why you wed
An’ when that wife’s a-shunnin’, you try to meet the lasses
You go get yourself some cheap fun brasses
Oh yeah…oh yeah…oh yeah

I tried a little fling, an’ they swallowed me alright
They had plenty fine ‘he toys’, which I suckled through the night
I’m into breast and butt; lots of meat on their chassis
But they’re really knocked about coz they’re cheap fun brasses
Oh yeah…oh yeah…oh yeah

You go out to get yourself some big slack dames
As you pass the farm, all those ovine sure look tame
Then a thought is odd to you: they’d be yum in madrases
Dine, don’t shag: they’re sheep, not lasses
Oh yeah…oh yeah…oh yeah