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Song Parodies -> "Carp Filled Can"
Original Song Title:
"Sharp Dressed Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Carp Filled Can"
Parody Written by:
Chris Pollman
The Lyrics
Fish is one of my favorite meals,So this is a thank you to all fishers who supply us with a great meal
Dead fish, new trout
All I need to do Is to clean them out
Hook; line, fish bait
Eat 'fore they delapitate
People come shouting just as loud as they can
Cause Greenpeace goes crazy
'Bout a carp filled can
Gold plaque, caught a bass
They're gonna bite me in the ass
And blue gills, fish line
When they done fry I'll eat 'em; theyre mine
People come shouting just as loud as they can
Cause Greenpeace goes crazy
'Bout a carp filled can
Good meal, good fish
I don't need to fret, I only wish
Trophies, mounted
85 is the last that I counted
People come shouting just as loud as they can
Cause Greenpeace goes crazy
'Bout a carp filled can
All I need to do Is to clean them out
Hook; line, fish bait
Eat 'fore they delapitate
People come shouting just as loud as they can
Cause Greenpeace goes crazy
'Bout a carp filled can
Gold plaque, caught a bass
They're gonna bite me in the ass
And blue gills, fish line
When they done fry I'll eat 'em; theyre mine
People come shouting just as loud as they can
Cause Greenpeace goes crazy
'Bout a carp filled can
Good meal, good fish
I don't need to fret, I only wish
Trophies, mounted
85 is the last that I counted
People come shouting just as loud as they can
Cause Greenpeace goes crazy
'Bout a carp filled can
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