Song Parodies -> "Beck!"

Original Song Title:

"Jet"

Original Performer:

Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Beck!"

Parody Written by:

Elephant Talk

The Lyrics

Beck!
Beck!

Beck, you’re the one who cries fire in a crowded theatre.
While you play reporter you’re ordering your cadre of goons
And Beck, it seems the only song you play is out of tune.

Beck!
Beck!

Beck, you have Fox on your side and your daddy Murdoch.
The facts are all in and my friend you have none, so why check?
And Beck, I’m doubting that your ego will ever suffer neglect.

Beck!
Beck!

Cheese maker, here’s Beck, the circus emcee
Fact faker, see Beck draw charts to fool me
Left hater
“Check, waiter!”

Beck, you’re the new drama king, no redeeming graces
The kool-aid you’re serving, preserving the cult, what a prize!
Yeah Beck, with humor that’s hazy, filled with lazy epithets

Beck!
Beck!

And Beck, you know I find your fans are like marionettes.

Beck!

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Old Man Ribber - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment

To paraphrase Mark Twain...If there were no Beck, it would be necessary to invent him! And I'm not a marionette - I'm a cartoon character with a pulse! 5-5-5. ;D

Andria - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Not a fan of Glen Beck's views, but I find him and his ilk to be hilarious. Great parody, and I thought it was going to be about the musicians Beck ("I'm A Loser") or Jeff Beck (played with Donovan in the 60s and 70s). 5s to you.

Mark Scotti - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Really funny! well done.

Phil Nelson - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Oh, I read the whole thing thinking it was about the musician Beck. Oh well, still good stuff, 5's

mAximo - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Glen is as much of a globalist as Rupert, and an international socialist compared to Patrick Henry, or Boston T. Party, whose movement he's hijacking while misrepresenting their principles, and trivialising their contributions.

Elephant Talk - February 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments, all. OMR, you are certainly NOT in this puppet class of people. And glad to hear you have a pulse. Andria and Phil, after posting it, I wondered if anyone would mistake this for the musician Beck. Silly me, I AM writing on a music site. Thanks for the 5's. Mark, thanks for the comment, the song seemed like a natural fit for him. mAximo, we both know that pundits usurp whatever movement fits their whims and appetites. Beck is no exception to this rule.

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