We are frightened by those treats
And those children in their sheets
And the Pagans that they worship, wish were gone
And that awful holiday
That just causes tooth decay
They invite in the devil with this wrong

I’ll bar my door to this dark institution
Kill the lights to those folks Lilliputian
Put up signs on my house all around
Pick up my rifle and aim
Those tricks are no game
Then I’ll line up my shot and claim
We won’t get ghoul’d again

Those brats they had to come
This night is way too long
We’re intimidated from the “Boo!” they call
And the world has gone deranged
This mystery of strange
And the werewolves they all moan over the moor

I’ll bar my door to this dark institution
Kill the lights to those folks Lilliputian
Put up signs on my house all around
Pick up my rifle and aim
Those tricks are no game
Then I’ll line up my shot and claim
We won’t get ghoul’d again

I’ll take myself and my family to hide
Tell those costumed fools to go take a dive
They take toilet paper and they toss to the sky
And I know where those rotten eggs go to die

Boo-ya

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

There’s no one in the street
Spooks or any more atrocity
And all gone are store displays, by, goodbye
Now the fearful time has left
But now a worse one’s taken flight
For the bearded guy is coming two months time

I’ll bar my door to the new institution
Kill the lights to those elves Lilliputian
Put up signs on my house all around
Pick up my rifle and aim
Those tricks are no game
Then I’ll line up my shot and claim
We won’t get ghoul’d again
Oh no

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Greet the new Crap
Same as last year’s crap