JC SUPERSTAR PARODY-SONG #7

PEPPER SELLS IT (Simon Zealotes)


FAN CLUB: (Now having heard the new album)

Fabs, you know we love it
Critics all have raved
We all knew that you'd come through
Now you're the whole world's fave
Fabs, you know we love it
Critics all have raved
We all knew that you'd come through
Now you're the whole world's fave
Beatles, we just love you
Sergeant Pep forever
Love both the "A" and "B" side
Sergeant Pep forever

PAUL MCCARTNEY:

John , what more do you need to convince you?
That we're toppermost of the poppermost
All the moms and dads no longer hate us
We've got something and we should be proud to boast

FAN CLUB:

"With You and Without You"
"Lucy in the Sky"
I adore that "Sixty-four"
"She's Leaving Home", I cry
"Rita" and "Good Morning"
"Mr Kite", surreal
Fix that hole, Day in the life
Teach me what to feel
Beatles, we just love you
Sergeant Pep forever
Love both the "A" and "B" side
Sergeant Pep forever

JESSY'S DAD:

There must be over fifty thousand
Joining clubs just like our child
Filthy hippies by the thousands
Playing rock and going wild
What's with all of this devotion?
No, I will never understand
What's this stupid "flower power?"
Sweeping over our great land?
Protesters burning our Old Glory
Please never, no never, no never
Goddamn Goddamn!


ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE (Poor Jerusalem)

JOHN LENNON:

Neither you, Pauly, nor the silly fan clubs
Nor the DJ's, nor the press, nor Martin or my wife
Nor old Brian, nor myself
Nor the critics of our sound
Understand what music is
Understand what I've been through
Understand this wall, understand my wall
If they knew all that I know, that all you need is love
Gimme some truth, across the universe
Across the universe
While you have been praising this album
I've been finding love
To conquer all
You only have to try
You only have to try