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Song Parodies -> "Escargot"
Original Song Title:
"Lowrider"
(MP3)Original Performer:
War
Parody Song Title:
"Escargot"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Pardon my French.
Monsieur Frenche - loves a snail dinner
Monsieur Frenche - ain’t gettin’ no thinner
{Haughty French Ha Sounds}
Haah haah haah haah haah…
Aah haah hah ha ha…
Escargot - tastes a little slimy
Escargot - is not for Hyme
Haah haah haah haah haah…
Aah haah hah ha ha…
Escargot - Pick out that shell, now
Escargot - Just get past the smell, now
Haah haah haah haah haah…
Aah haah hah ha ha…
Escargot - might make you gassy
Escargot - Has ‘airs’ of class
Take a little chance
Taste a bit of France
Split your ruffled pant’s with these
Take a nervous seat
There‘s your service… EAT!
And Bon Appétit Amis!
Monsieur Frenche - loves a snail dinner
Monsieur Frenche - ain’t gettin’ no thinner
{Haughty French Ha Sounds}
Haah haah haah haah haah…
Aah haah hah ha ha…
Escargot - tastes a little slimy
Escargot - is not for Hyme
Haah haah haah haah haah…
Aah haah hah ha ha…
Escargot - Pick out that shell, now
Escargot - Just get past the smell, now
Haah haah haah haah haah…
Aah haah hah ha ha…
Escargot - might make you gassy
Escargot - Has ‘airs’ of class
Take a little chance
Taste a bit of France
Split your ruffled pant’s with these
Take a nervous seat
There‘s your service… EAT!
And Bon Appétit Amis!
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Tres bon! Mais l'escargot a seulement l'odeur de beurre; c'est delicioux!
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