Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

That public restroom has a long long line, ya.
I really shoulda figured when I drank that wine.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

Seems every time I wolf that chili down,
My nice white undies, they start turnin' brown.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

That chocolate exlax tasted mighty fine,
Thought it was Hershey's, oh it's so unkind.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

I don't need to worry when I have to pee,
I'm never needin' of no toiletry.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

And those pay toilets they don't get a cent,
I wore my bathroom everywhere I went.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

Sometimes I feel I might,
But I don't worry when it's comin' out.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

I take about a couple pees a day,
But my depends just sop it up OK.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends...