Song Parodies -> "Nacho Man"

Original Song Title:

"Macho Man"

Original Performer:

"Nacho Man"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I, like a few other people, thought the Village People were singing "Nacho Man" instead of "Macho Man", and all these years later, I got an idea to do a parody about it. Problem was, a couple of guys already did that, but I thought, "Ah, they're not thinking far enough ahead, so I'm gonna write mine anyfrikinvay!" Enjoy the parody! Sorry, no refills!

Cheesy,
Wanna be so cheesy, baby!
Cheesy,
Gotta be so cheesy, baby!
Cheesy,
Have to be so cheesy, baby!
Cheesy,
Need to be so cheesy, baby!

Cheesy,
It’s my goal, be cheesy!
Cheesy,
That’s my role, be cheesy!
Cheesy,
Bob Dole should be cheesy!
Cheesy,
It’s my goal, be cheesy!

Every man wants to be a nacho, nacho man!
That cheesy, crunchy style’s always in demand!
Dipped in cheese & salsa, tastes so good!
Cookin’ at the restaurants in your ‘hood!
You can best believe that he’s a nacho man!
Always cooked so fresh and never in a can!

Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!

Nacho, nacho man,
(Nacho man, yeah!)
I’ve got to be a nacho man!
(I gotta be a)
Nacho nacho man, yeah!
I’ve got to be a nacho!
OW!

Nacho, nacho man, yeah!
I’ve got to be a nacho man!
Nacho nacho man, hey hey!
I’ve got to be a nacho!

Cheesy,
It’s hip to be cheesy!
Cheesy,
All these chips be cheesy!
Cheesy,
Love to be so cheesy!
Cheesy,
Swiss or Brie, it’s cheesy!

Cheesy,
Won’t you come be cheesy?
Cheesy,
Not ho-hum, but cheesy!
Cheesy,
We should all be cheesy!
Cheesy,
We’ll stand tall and cheesy!

You can tell a nacho, he’s got a yummy smell!
His melted cheese & salsa really serves him well!
Tasty as a dinner or a snack!
Flyin’ like an eagle, he’s no hack!
You can best believe that he’s a nacho man!
Never outta style, he’s no flash in the pan!

Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!

Nacho, nacho man,
(Nacho man, yeah!)
I’ve got to be a nacho man!
(I gotta be a)
Nacho nacho man, yeah!
I’ve got to be a nacho!
(All right!)

Nacho, nacho man,
(Yeah yeah!)
I’ve got to be a nacho man!
Nacho nacho man, hey hey!
I’ve got to be a nacho!
(All right!)

Cheesy, cheesy,
Cheesy,
Cheesy,
Wanna be so cheesy!
(Cheesy, wanna be so cheesy, baby!)
Cheesy,
Cheesy,
Cheesy,
Gotta be so cheesy!
(Cheesy, gotta be so cheesy!)
Cheesy,
Cheesy,
Cheesy,
It’s hip to be cheesy!
(Cheesy, it’s hip to be cheesy!)
Cheesy,
Cheesy,
Cheesy,
Take a dip, be cheesy!
(Take a dip, take a dip!)

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Every man oughta be a nacho, nacho man!
Dipped in cheese in salsa, nachos make a stand!
Have their own nutrition and flavor!
Possess the crunch and condiments to savor!
You can best believe that he's a nacho man!
He’s a special item in any restaurant’s land!

Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!

Nacho, nacho man,
(Nacho man, yeah!)
I’ve got to be a nacho man!
(I gotta be a nucho, nucho, nacho!)
Nacho nacho man, yeah!
I’ve got to be a nacho!
(Dig the cheese on my chest!)

Nacho, nacho man, yeah!
(Try my spicy salsa!)
I’ve got to be a nacho man!
(I gotta be a nucho, nucho, nacho, nacho man!)
Nacho nacho man, yeah!
I’ve got to be a nacho!

(I’m so crunchy!)
Nacho, nacho man, yeah!
(Dig my flavor!)
I’ve got to be a nacho man!
(Talkin’ ‘bout a nucho, nucho, nacho, nacho man!)
Nacho nacho man, yeah!
I’ve got to be a nacho!
Hey!

Nacho, nacho man!
I’ve got to be a nacho man!
I’ve got to be a nacho man!
I gotta be a nucho, nucho, nacho, nacho man!

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