Back home to Texas after MAGAflop
The “red tide” in Georgia started to ebb
And the unthinkable did not occur

The voters loudly yelled “Go!”
They gave him a resounding “No!”
Their votes decided that the state would not be hurt worse

Enough of them looked, listened and saw the light
It was indeed such a glorious night
The “campaign” and all its millions blown were dead

Back to Texas he’ll soon have fled
When he’s there he should sign up for adult ed
And while he is at it, should get a ’scrip for meds

A great night when the blight's sent out of Georgia
That’s the night that they dumped an idiot scam
Untrustworthy troll, like a lackgood Southern Borgia
He was judged a clown by voters who said “Scram!”

Man with fake hair thought him a star
But he blew it, his “star” didn’t go far
Do you think he’ll still be fake hair’s friend?
“I never met the man!”

So, scuttle back to that Texas town
A Peachtree residence was not found
And he found that as a carpetbagger he was duly shunned

Probably gonna hear him grouse
About his loss, he might blame it on a spouse
And then slap her around short of a bone break
One that he had seen was sure to abort
Had to be sure the fetus’ life was short
Just a hypocrite dunce always out on the make

Many Georgians weren’t fooled by his lying sounds
For them such hypocrisy’s out of bounds
Would have been a disaster if he’d won
Electorate: “Screw ’im!”

They had judged him guilty of so many a lie
For that and other bad acts, it’s “Goodbye”
They just didn’t want their state going further to ruin

A great night when the blight's sent out of Georgia
That’s the night that they dumped an illness and scam
Untrustworthy troll, like a lackgood Southern Borgia
He was voted down by many who said “Scram!”

Musta stung that electorate wouldn’t say
“We want you up Washington way”
Now he will have no lobbyist gold mine
Do you think that we’ll still see him around
Or will suitable obscurity be found?
Got a feeling 15 minutes of fame are done

Watch the blight catch a flight right out of Georgia
He ain’t right for the state…bad “campaign” he ran
Untrustworthy troll that had backed abortion orders
Slapped around his girlfriends using fullwhack hands.