Pyong-Nang , this is the best day
That you’ll ever see
Down in the bunker
They're waiting for me
Once I’m in there we’ll have one last beer
Then I’m going to nuke South Korea.

Yes I’m short fat and round
And a bit of a clown
The UN and the West,
Say that I must climb down.
They’ve told me not to come
With my nuclear bomb.
Coz I’m aiming it at South Korea
Then there will only be one Korea

I’ve an eye for a pie
I’m a size forty-five
So Obama can try
To tempt me with some fries
But I’m still gonna bomb South Korea
Yes I’m going to nuke South Korea.

Laughter echoed across when
I sent out a tweet
That Seoul would soon
Feel some nuclear heat
I made myself perfectly clear.
That there will be no more South Korea

When the bomb leaves the ground
With high fives all around
We’ll be saying our prayers
That it doesn’t rebound
Coz we’ll be in the shit
And our country in bits
If it blows up and fries North Korea.
If it blows up and fries North Korea.