Charlie, me eat cookies
Living on Sesame Street
Right above Hooper Store
Near Big Bird's nest
Me stopped eating chocolate chip
And me quit eating brownie
And me old monster play trombone
While me eat snack

He say he love cookies
Just as much as me do
He say he raise the dough
'Til cookie is done
He gave me ring-shape cookie
Eaten by his mommy
And then he eat cookie
Every Saturday night

Hey Charlie, me think about cookies
Every time me see milk carton
On account of how me dip cookies
Into great big glass of milk
Me still have that record
Little Chrissy and The Alphabeats
But me ate me own record player
How you like that?

Hey Charlie, me almost went crazy
When Grover got fired
And me went away from Sesame Street
To live with me folks
Everyone me used to know
Think me eat too many cookies
So me going back to Sesame Street
This time me think me gonna stay

Hey Charlie, me think me happy
For the first time since me last ate cookie
Me wish me had the money
Me used to spend on cake
And me would work at bakery
And me wouldn't sell any cookies
Me just eat different cookie every day
Depending on how me feel

Hey Charlie, for Jim Henson sake
You want to know truth of it?
Me not have monster
Me can share cookie with
Me need to borrow money
So me can get more cookies
And Charlie, hey
Me getting heart shaped cookies
On Valentine's Day