You're doin' nothin, and you know it
And I wanna talk about it
You sit there in your undies on the weekend
Don't know how you can stand it
Listen, that's no longer how it will be, Baby
All you want to do is hog the TV

See, you don't have to live in your BVD's

Real soon, today, I'm gonna start to
Kick you around some
And you will no longer lie there
And all work abandon

Honey, this is just a big deal to me
Baby, you've been watchin' 15 hours of TV

You see, you don't have to live in your BVD's
No baby, you don't have to live in your BVD's

You ain't the first
I'm sure alot of couch potatoes have been burned
You know this ain't good for you
It's one of those things that's just too sad to be true

Real soon, today, I'm gonna start to kick you around some
who knows, you could take the trash out
Shower, tidy up,
Or even go fishin'
Honey, this is just a big deal to me
Baby, you don't need to be glued to that TV

You see, you don't have to live in your BVD's
No, you don't have to live in your BVD's
You don't have to live in your BVD's