Got told something; made you blow it
then you talked some sh*t about it
Your age is the reason; “That’s lame”, you howl
and then you grouse about it

Pissed me
This has made me mad, sir; I’m peeved – raving
Must concede; but don’t like it, indeed
Because I’m too old to have my hits on MTV
(I’m pissed; can’t get played on MTV)

I swear, then howl, “Hey, buddy this is bullsh*t”
and then groused some
“It smells, guy, that you won’t play my sh*t
Don’t you recognize my anthem?”

Told me, “That sh*t makes no difference to me, you see
ain’t nobody watching over eighteen
Your stuff is too old to schedule now on MTV”
(Moaned, said that I just could not believe)
Told me, “It blows, but you have to face reality”
(That’s such bullsh*t; now I’m really steamed)
NO!

Raving; had an outburst
I call that assh*le, “Motherf*cker”, I cursed
I howled and I squealed at dude
‘You dumb-ass rat-fink why don’t you just go get screwed?”

[instrumental break]

“Not fair”, I howled; then loudly told that pr*ck
that he was pond scum
Spew flowed, “I may kick your ass, chump”,
he jumped three feet away
knew I was mad, son
Mumbling – this dope really said this to me
“Your - Demographics just don’t fit MTV”
He said, “You don’t have the stuff to show on MTV”
(Don’t write your stuff for no pre-teen queens)
“Bro’, to those teens your songs sound like a novelty
(I said I found that hard to believe)
You should go home, old man, and make yourself a cup of tea”
(Now, man, I really am f*cking steamed)

[instrumental jam]

“Well, they just won’t play my videos on MTV”

[instrumental jam continues out to end fade]