frizzy my hair is kinky
like a birds nest, it all depends
and it's hair gel, mushing it in
it's makin me frizzy

first time that I used gel I knew that my hair was way too fine
but I got used to slappin on that yellow gooey slime
now my hair is wash and go
but it's become a big round fro
now I think that baldies may be fine

frizzy my hair is kinky
like a birds nest, it all depends
and it's hair gel, mushing it in
it's makin me frizzy

finally got it flattened out, and have a really funny looking head
everyday I look just like an unsliced loaf of bread
should I ask Merry, or Peregrin
bout the sorry shape I'm in
at least they think that I'd be good in bed

frizzy my hair is kinky
like a birds nest, it all depends
and it's hair gel, mushing it in
it's makin me frizzy