Lott's middle name is "Vacant,"
And Hastert's brain's a vagrant.
But they're the best the GOP came up with.
Although they hold a slight majority,
They can't exert the least authority.
It's time to send their mean, mean asses home.

Oh they'll orate and holler,
While competing for each dollar,
It's time to send their mean, mean asses home.

Bill Clinton is still standing.
He's even out glad-handing.
And his persecutors have won their last election.
What he did was only what they're doing,
As yet it's legal to be screwing,
It's time to send their mean mean asses home.

We got rid of Bob and Newty,
They didn't do their duty.
Since they left the air is slightly fresher.
They posed themselves as great examples,
While all the laws and rules they trampled,
And yes, we sent their mean, mean asses home.

Newt awoke and looked around him,
Larry Flynt had surely found him.
And he realized his dream was almost over.
Those wounds he got must really sting,
Compared to Bill he's second string,
I hope he keeps his mean, mean ass at home