Leroy, boy, is that you?
Obsessed with Cirque du Soleil too
One of the shows you'll see
Bringin' out the orgy
Don't bring your children along to this show
This sensation is just ready to go

You're going to see the Zumans
It's like nothing for your son to do when he's alive
You're going to see the Zumans
No time for stalkin', so better get walking now

Leroy, boy, you see this?
There is still plenty of jizz
Come and see, this can't be beat
Take a seat, it's their treat
You don't have to see this show again
Cue profane language, just up and at 'em

Talkin' bout risks of sensuality
There's almost no sign of brutality
the rhythm of urban and some tango
Will amaze you, don't have to be a fine gigolo

Talkin' bout things about that special gig
It's only straight from Cirque du Soleil
Ill give it to you while were on the run
Grab your ex-girlfriend, come around and get together
So you got to get settled with men and women with insane stunts
Scenes way more decadent than to pack a punt
More contagious than some song from James Blunt
And that show will pull all of its action together

There were still a lot of Zumans
And when we're through with you
We'll get me one too