Guess who just got fat today
Them wide load guys can pack that food away
Haven't gained that much you say?
But man I still think that they're fat and lazy
I was asking why you were so round
Where you was, puttin' on the pounds
Saw you down at Ground Round
Dinin' on prime rib and gravy

The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
I said, they're puttin on some pounds
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round

You know that dude who ate at Ted's a lot
Every night he'd be standin' in line to order what they got
Man when I tell you he was rude, gorgin' red hots
The way he was eatin!
And that time over at Johnny's Place
Well, I can't believe how much he would stuff his face
And man, it would show up on his waist
If that guy wants his weight to show, we'll let him

The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
I said, they're puttin on some pounds
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round

Spread the word around
Guess who's fat and round!
Just spread the word around

Friday night they will get their fill
At the all night buffet grill
The grub will flow but stuff might spill
And if the boys want a bite, you better let em'
That fat ass in the corner, diggin on those hot dogs
Man those tights won't last long
They won't last long
Won't be long till blubber comes
Now he'll get a fat rear again

The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
(Spread the word around)
The boys are fat and round
The boys are fat and round
(The boys are fat, the boys are fat)

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The boys are fat and round again
They're chowin' down on Fritos
The boys are fat and round again!