Song Parodies -> "The Bomber"

Original Song Title:

"The Rocker"

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Original Performer:

"The Bomber"

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The Lyrics

This is a pro-war parody, despite certain parts that could be misconstrued, sung by our FEARLESS leader. Really, Algore would have let Saddam slide and we'd be worse off than September 11. I didn't have much luck with my first Lizzy parody, but there aren't enough of them, so here goes. To all the pro-war parodists around, as Phil Lynott used to say: ARE YOU OUT THERE?

We will get Saddam, cause he's been looking for trouble
I'll take no crap, UN's lower than me
If I left Hussein, we'd soon be seeing terror
Hey, you Old World, shut your face, side with me, I'm-a bomb him
I'm-a bomb him
I'm a savior, too, liberals
I'm-a bomb him

Down in the Azores, me and the boys were talkin'
Thinking and planning, and telling a German joke or two
In walked Hans Blix, and I knew he was up to bumbling
and I skipped him right then, time for the coup

I said, "Hey Magoo, see him, Sad's a bad guy
Got some weapons downstairs, you wanna find?"
He just looked at me and rolled those Swede eyes
And said "Ooh, he needs much more time to blow, cause you're a bomber"

That's right, I'm-a bomb him
I'm a savior, too, Clouseau

We need to bomb Iraq
and take his weapons out of service so
Bomb Iraq
Tony Blair will help me more-ore-ore-ore-ore

(Eric Bell guitar solo)

We need to bomb Iraq
and take his weapons out of service so
Just bomb Iraq
Tony Blair will help me more-ore-ore-ore-ore

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