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Song Parodies -> "The Not-so-good Brand New Combine Harvester"
Original Song Title:
"The Combine Harvester"
Original Performer:
The Wurzels
Parody Song Title:
"The Not-so-good Brand New Combine Harvester"
Parody Written by:
Maximus Buttcrack
The Lyrics
Things aren’t as well made as they used to be
I went to Sainsburys for a big order last night
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I put in the details on the little gadget thing
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now somethin's tellin' me, this order isn’t great
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Come on now, darlin', somethin' I need say
'Cause I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and the key is electric
Come on now, it is fast for a snail
Oh, It only did 20 meters and then it busted
Now I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and It’s a piece o trash
Crap made I laugh, haha
I will repair it, I'll give ’doris’ all that she needs
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
It’s got loads o failures, It was only built for cash
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
And you know I can’t repair it, darlin', so give me your hand
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
But the thing I want to do most is all the acres of repairs
'Cause I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and it didn’t chop that well
Come on now, it’s fast for a snail
Oh, It only did twenty meters and then a sudden halt!
Now I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and it’s going of to scrap
Phwoar, it’s a rubbish bit of stuff 'n all
For seven long days I've been alone in this place
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
No crops cause of the machine, it's a proper disgrace
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now if I fixed it up, would ya change our mind?
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I'll remove watered’ diesel or motor engine juice
'Cause I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and it’s got an electric key
Come on now, it’s quite fast for a snail
I got twenty meters and then a sudden halt
Now I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and I'll scrap it up
I hate it, baby, ha
Weren't it a grand gadget on the Sainsbury’s poster
Shiny metal and proper fast
Like it’s in a new Sunday dress with its perfume smellin' grand
But unlike the photos taken, they were not so great
Now I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Now that it’s like past our fifties I think that it need the bin
It Should stop this gallivanting and will
'Cause I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and it’s going in the trash
Arrr, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on your land
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I put in the details on the little gadget thing
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now somethin's tellin' me, this order isn’t great
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Come on now, darlin', somethin' I need say
'Cause I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and the key is electric
Come on now, it is fast for a snail
Oh, It only did 20 meters and then it busted
Now I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and It’s a piece o trash
Crap made I laugh, haha
I will repair it, I'll give ’doris’ all that she needs
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
It’s got loads o failures, It was only built for cash
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
And you know I can’t repair it, darlin', so give me your hand
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
But the thing I want to do most is all the acres of repairs
'Cause I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and it didn’t chop that well
Come on now, it’s fast for a snail
Oh, It only did twenty meters and then a sudden halt!
Now I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and it’s going of to scrap
Phwoar, it’s a rubbish bit of stuff 'n all
For seven long days I've been alone in this place
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
No crops cause of the machine, it's a proper disgrace
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now if I fixed it up, would ya change our mind?
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I'll remove watered’ diesel or motor engine juice
'Cause I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and it’s got an electric key
Come on now, it’s quite fast for a snail
I got twenty meters and then a sudden halt
Now I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and I'll scrap it up
I hate it, baby, ha
Weren't it a grand gadget on the Sainsbury’s poster
Shiny metal and proper fast
Like it’s in a new Sunday dress with its perfume smellin' grand
But unlike the photos taken, they were not so great
Now I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Now that it’s like past our fifties I think that it need the bin
It Should stop this gallivanting and will
'Cause I've got a not-so-good combine harvester and it’s going in the trash
Arrr, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on your land
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