When the streets are full of shambling undead
And there's streaks along their cheeks of something bloody and red
Make sure you've got a cricket bat to whack off their head

Chorus:
Dismember, Dismember, Dismember, Dismember
Dismember, Dismember, Dismember (member, member, member)

Dismembering a zombie (Dismembering a zombie)
Dismembering a zombie (Dismembering a zombie)
Dismembering a zombie (Dismembering a zombie)
Dismembering a zombie (Dismembering a zombie)

Dismember, member, membering a zombie, zombie, zombie is fun

When there's zombies on the common and you look on aghast
As they shamble and they stumble like a fumbling farce
But they bite you on the butt and it's a pain in the arse

Chorus

{key change}

When Tobermory's gory, and he's blown Tomsk away
And Orinoco's psycho and says Bungo is gay
And someone's chopped the arms and legs off Madame Cholet

Dismember, Dismember, Dismember, Dismember
Dismember, Dismember, Dismember (member, member, member)

Dismembering a womble (Dismembering a womble)
Dismembering a womble (Dismembering a womble)
Dismembering a womble (Dismembering a womble)
Dismembering a womble (Dismembering a womble)

Dismember, member, membering a womble, womble, womble is fun

Repeat Chorus