Song Parodies -> "Getting a Tan"

Original Song Title:

"Getting In Tune"

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Original Performer:

"Getting a Tan"

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The Lyrics

Some parlor tricks

I'm getting' a tan cause it fits in well
With my smug appearance
I can't deny I'm superficial but I
Don't lack perseverance
And I am tan
Very tan
I'm so tan
A swarthy man
Right here for you! (Right here for you)

I'm getting tired of having to say
I have a dozen reasons
When I look at my skin I don't even notice
The pre-cancerous lesions
But I am tan
Very tan
I'm so tan
And I'm such a man
Right here for you! (Right here for you)

I got it all here on my chest
I walk around partly undressed
I'm baking my skin till it's almost dyin'
Getting' a tan like a nude Hawaiian
(Getting' a tan like a nude Hawaiian)
Getting' a tan like a nude Hawaiian

I'm rubbing on cream cause it helps my dermis
With it's frequent frying
It says A-1 but I assume it's just
The SPF I'm buying
And I am tan
Very tan
I'm so tan
And I'm such a man
Right here for you! (Right here for you)

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