Who are Jews?
Who who, who who

They're the descendants of Judah
Who started their kosher tree
They're fitter than Buddha
Who never got off his chubby knees

Jacob, Isaac, and Abraham
Settled Israel, their home
They should be on Mt. Tushmore
Behind a sign that reads "Shalom"

Who are Jews?
Who Who? Jew Jew?

They got kicked out from town to town
Wandering deserts by the score
Was it their Borscht that made their neighbors frown
Or their habit of being thrifty at stores?

(and renting cheap whores)

Saul was their first king
He beat the Phillistines
Then the Phillistines fought right back
Makin' David King and biblically mean

Who are Jews?
Who who
Are Jews?

I'm sure you know what Moses did
Ending bondage, parting seas, and such
I think if he were alive today
He'd think Chuck Heston's a bit too much

(tell me, is Chuck a Jew?)

Fast forward to Germany
Where the Jews shot to number 1
Not on Billboard Pop Chart lists
But on death rosters to end their dradle fun

(killed by Nazi scum)

Skip ahead to the present
& you'll find Jews still alive and thriving
At last they conquered their hardships
& Mel Gibson's jewicidal drunk driving

Don't tell me you hate Jews!

Tell me you love Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews
Ohh Jews!