Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn feces collection
Where can you begin to make your dreams all fall flat
On the land or in the bowl
Where can you learn to run
Play in sports and and go down the hole
Study sewage management
Sign up for the tiny band
Or sit on the bathroom stand
When your team and others meet

Down the toilet
Yes, you can flush light bulbs away
Down the toilet
Yes, you can flush it all away
Down the toilet
Come on now, people, make a stand
Down the toilet, down the toilet
Can't you see we need a hand
Down the toilet
Come on, pollute the mother land
Down the toilet
Come on flush away your fellow man
Down the toilet
Come on people, and make a stand
Down the toilet, down the toilet, in the toliet

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new plumbers fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
But don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a stinky toilet
Polluting the land and sea

Down the toilet
Yes, you can flush dead socks away
Down the toilet
Yes, you can flush it all away
Down the toilet
Come on be bold and make a stand
Down the toilet, down the toilet
Can't you see we need a hand
Down the toilet
Come on, pollute the motherland
Down the toilet
Come on flush away your fellow man
Down the toilet
Come on be bold and make a stand
Down the toilet, down the toilet, down the toilet (down the toilet)

[Call & Response]
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who, me?

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

But, but, but, I'm scared of the sewer
Hey, hey look
Man, I turn green even watching it on the TV!

They want you, they want you down the toilet

Oh my goodness
What am I gonna do in a sewage treatment plant?

They want you, they want you down the toilet

Down the toilet
Yes, you can flush bungwipe away
Down the toilet
Yes, you can flush it all away
Down the toilet
Come on be bold and make a stand
Down the toilet, down the toilet
Can't you see we need a hand
Down the toilet
Come pollute the motherland
Down the toilet
Come on flush away your fellow man
Down the toilet
Come on be bold and make a stand