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Song Parodies -> "Don't Tase Me, Bro!"

Original Song Title:

"Y.M.C.A."

Original Performer:

The Village People

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Tase Me, Bro!"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

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( instrumental opening )

Stun-man!
Why did you throw me down?

I said, stun-man!
Help me up from the ground!

I said, stun-man!
'Cause I'm just a big clown

There's no need,
to,
be,
stun-zappy!

Stun-man!
You've got mace you can spray

I said, stun-man!
In my face where I lay

If you
spray there,
I'll stay there and not bolt

But please don't,
give,
me,
that big jolt!

(ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP)

Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!

Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!

I have not done a thing,
that would make me deserve,
ev'ry blue lightning bolt you serve!

Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!

Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!

You don't need to be mean!
You don't need to reveal,
how a zap in my ass would feel !!

Stun-man!
Are you listening to me?

I said, stun-man!
I'm here down on my knees!

I said, stun-man!
I can shake, squeal or scream,
Without shocks,
from,
your,
high-volt thing!

No man,
likes your lightning that mauls!

I said, no man,
likes a bolt in the balls!

So just
don't tase,
me bro and I'll be glad,
If you'll spare,
my,
sen-si-tive nads!

(ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP)

Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!

Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!

I am not a bad guy!
You should let me go free!
So I'm begging you, don't tase me!

Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!

Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!

You don't need to be mean!
You don't need to reveal,
how a zap in my sack would feel !!

Stun-man!
You wear rubber-sole shoes

That means,
I will,
ground your voltage for you

If you
tase me,
you know I'll take a dive

And I don't,
know,
if,
I'll sur-vive

That's when,
stun guns stuck into me,

And I
fell down,
in a puddle of pee,

which con-ducted,
the e-lec-tri-ci-ty,

and gave me,
a,
va-sec-to-my!

(OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!)

It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!

It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!

Now I'm screaming in pain!
Now I'm writhing around!
Now my scrotum is toasted brown!

MY,
BALL-SACK GLOWS!

It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!

Stun-man, stun-man!
Now my nads are well-done!

Stun-man, stun-man!
Please turn off your stun-gun!

MY,
NADS ARE TOAST!

Like meat---on---the---grill,
MY,
NADS ARE TOAST!

Stun-man, stun-man!
Are you listening to me?

Stun-man, stun-man!
How well-done must I be?

FRIED
TES-TICLES!

(Oh) All I've got now are
FRIED
TES-TICLES!

Stun-man, stun-man!
Hear my voice - it's so high!

Stun-man, stun-man!
I'm no longer a guy!

NO
GE-NITALS!

(Now) I'm a eunuch with
NO
GE-NITALS!

Stun-man, stun-man!
I'm so stunned I might hurl!

Stun-man, stun-man!
You have made me a girl!

( repeat to fade )

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McKludge - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Ohm's Law says I have to give you 5s. Punishment for failure to do so? 50kV.
Matthias - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Strike up another one (or 50,000 watts) for the D-man.
Johnny Pyro - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
That was great! What a boob. :)
John Barry - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Shockingly good. I wonder if the kid was majoring in electronics?
alvin - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
watt a parody....my body contorted to spell out the words !
Ann Hammond - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
cool
Jack Wilson - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
That was hilarious! 5s
Johnny D - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, McKludge, Matthias, Johnny Pyro, JB, alvin, Ann, and Jack!
Red Ant - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
He did scream like his testicles were damaged! I was thinking this OS didn't have much "potential" but you certainly powered it up, JD. 5, 3 Ø.
YousoCrazy - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
A powerful parody that was conducted electricly. Serious bro, good work. The whole "glowing ball-sac" thing I dont believe would be all that bad... if a power outage occured you could take off your pants and find the way. Great job.
Dylan Baranski - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
My voltmeter is reading 555 volts on this parody. I don't know if the vasectomy part's true, though (likely not).
MrMacphisto - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Totally nuts... LOL... This is the best of the day...
Below Average Dave - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Testicles Were Damaged. . .hmmm. . .perfect score from me:)
Johnny D - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant, YousoCrazy, Dylan, MrMacphisto (aw shucks, thanks!!), and Below Average Dave!
Tommy Turtle - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
"Stun-man" was a 5-worthy lol sub in itself... also loved the variations on YMCA... Whole thing sounded like an Alabama prison. :-)
John Jenkins - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent stuff, Johnnt D. I particularly commend you for parodying the entire OS (which many of us AmIRIghters choose to abrigde) and for your clever conclusion.
TJC - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Absolutely fantastastic high wattage humor with big-time stage production overtones! Loved it...
Johnny D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you Tommy T, John J, and TJC!
Dylan Baranski - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I forgot. This parody won a Dylan Baranski Award for "Best Parody of the Day"!
Johnny D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks again, Dylan!!
Agrimorfee - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah nuts. 555
Guy - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
You really zapped this one. If I copied anyones comments forgive me. It's late on my timetable & i didn't get to read all the comments. Nice work as usual , JD.. 5 Volts just for priniciole, 5 Olms to wake them up and 5 watts to light the way.
Johnny D - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Belated thanks to Agrimorfee & Guy.

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