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Song Parodies -> "Chipped Beef on Toast"
Original Song Title:
"White Punks on Dope"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Tubes
Parody Song Title:
"Chipped Beef on Toast"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
CHIPPED BEEF ON TOAST
Soldiers had a place called a mess hall
Ate their meals in every world war assault
Tasting shit on shingles every weekday
Almost sick, but there was no getting away
It's Chipped Beef on Toast
Sarge and Cook make it taste like crap
Shoot myself if it isn't a Jap
Can't barf up, though I know that I should
Chipped Beef on Toast
Chipped Beef on Toast
Other guys are dying in the battle
But born in the USA don't seem to mattle
I go hungry cause the chow here is bringing flies
Have to hold my nose when the lunch tray goes by
Makes me gassy, eating in green tent
So manly, all the other guys "let one go"
It's Chipped Beef on Toast
Sarge and Cook make it taste like crap
Shoot myself if it isn't a Jap
Can't barf up, though I know that I should
Chipped Beef on Toast
Chipped Beef on Toast
Soldiers had a place called a mess hall
Ate their meals in every world war assault
Tasting shit on shingles every weekday
Almost sick, but there was no getting away
It's Chipped Beef on Toast
Sarge and Cook make it taste like crap
Shoot myself if it isn't a Jap
Can't barf up, though I know that I should
Chipped Beef on Toast
Chipped Beef on Toast
Other guys are dying in the battle
But born in the USA don't seem to mattle
I go hungry cause the chow here is bringing flies
Have to hold my nose when the lunch tray goes by
Makes me gassy, eating in green tent
So manly, all the other guys "let one go"
It's Chipped Beef on Toast
Sarge and Cook make it taste like crap
Shoot myself if it isn't a Jap
Can't barf up, though I know that I should
Chipped Beef on Toast
Chipped Beef on Toast
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The food in the military galleries have much improved since then. However the mess crew tend to slack off and serve some slop on the weekends. Then again, most personnel who ain't on duty tend to go to town anyway to eat on weekends, usually. And using churlish booger-brained ethnic epithets like 'Jap' isn't kosher now. The Armed Forces have all types of people, they don't put up with 8th grade level words like that.
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