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Song Parodies -> "Hosiery"

Original Song Title:

"Carry Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Stampeders

Parody Song Title:

"Hosiery"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

mm mm mm mm mm mm
hosiery name for lingerie
I wear it every day
it's girly clothes for me
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hosiery knee highs and some sox
dress up people talk
they all make fun of me..

I think my mind's just sick
but bras all do the trick
I can feel so naturally..

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hosiery silky panties worn
loved them even torn
they felt o good on me
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hosiery
a teddy and cor-set
as sexy as it gets..
and I think so shimmery..

I think my mind's just sick
but bras all do the trick
I can feel so naturally..

mm mm
hosiery
write about this stuff
don't get in a huff
I'll win allright you'll see
mm mm hosiery
it really turns me on
when I'm old it's gone
but now it sits on me..

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