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Song Parodies -> "Sandra"
Original Song Title:
"Angie"
Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Sandra"
Parody Written by:
carly_carlz
The Lyrics
The media is abuzz about Sandra Bullock now because her husband Jesse James cheated on her. Here's my 2 cents: Cheating is wrong, it is wrong on so many levels. And how could Jesse James cheat on such a lovely sweet lady with such a filthy, disgusting, hideous beast of a woman? And Sandra, you are America's Sweetheart, no denying that! Stay strong, and kick him out.
Sandra� Sandra� will those paparrazzi disappear?
Sandra� Sandra� I see your husband's not near?
He's been loving sleazy hoes, didn't drop a single note
You won an Oscar for "The Blind Side"
But Sandra� Sandra� can't say marriage is bonafide
Sandra, you're beautiful, and kiss that classless putz good-bye.
Sandra, we all love you, The Proposal still splits my sides
Jesse James does not deserve a woman like you, he's a perve
Let me give you advice, my dear.
Sandra� Sandra� kick that cheater outta here.
Oh, Sandra, don't you weep, you are still Miss Congeniality
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Sandra� Sandra� tell that no-good scum good-bye.
Let him bang those cheapo hoes, now find a better road
You can't say it's glorified
But Sandra� we all love ya, sweetie
Let us in for a new movie surprise
There ain't an actress that comes close to you
Come on Sandra, say good-bye
And Sandra� Sandra� don't think bad things tonight
Sandra� Sandra� this will get better in time.
Sandra� Sandra� I see your husband's not near?
He's been loving sleazy hoes, didn't drop a single note
You won an Oscar for "The Blind Side"
But Sandra� Sandra� can't say marriage is bonafide
Sandra, you're beautiful, and kiss that classless putz good-bye.
Sandra, we all love you, The Proposal still splits my sides
Jesse James does not deserve a woman like you, he's a perve
Let me give you advice, my dear.
Sandra� Sandra� kick that cheater outta here.
Oh, Sandra, don't you weep, you are still Miss Congeniality
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Sandra� Sandra� tell that no-good scum good-bye.
Let him bang those cheapo hoes, now find a better road
You can't say it's glorified
But Sandra� we all love ya, sweetie
Let us in for a new movie surprise
There ain't an actress that comes close to you
Come on Sandra, say good-bye
And Sandra� Sandra� don't think bad things tonight
Sandra� Sandra� this will get better in time.
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'Twas a good parody! Gives me an idea, don't know if I'll write it though. 555's
The just his name alone, ~JESSE JAMES~ should've sent up redFlags not to get involved . . . at best, he's beastly!
Great Job. One spooky thing . If you look at the Wikipedia entry for Jesse James the Outlaw, he looks just like Sandra's scum husband. Do,Do,Do,Do. Do,Do,Do,Do.
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