Song Parodies -> "Bush Shoulda"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Sugar"

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Original Performer:

"Bush Shoulda"

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The Lyrics

You're still not doin' a heckuva job, Bushie. Get crackin' on the Easy! Plus vite!

Gulf coast pathos on the TV screen
Looks like Somalia but it's New Orleans
Scarred our nation we were glued to the sight
Everyone but Georgie riding on his gym bike

Bush shoulda
He shoulda watched the news
Bush shoulda
Just mighta had a clue

Glum beaten dead people left to rot
AC's in the house wondering when's it gonna stop
Bush don't know 'bout their terrible plight
So while Condi shops for shoes they take him on a plane ride

Bush shoulda
He shoulda watched the news
Bush shoulda
Just mighta had a clue

Oh come on Bush coulda
He coulda done some good now
Bush coulda
He coulda followed through now

You know Katrina raised an awful din
Slammin' New Orleans clear to Plaquemines
I'm no Bush boy but I know what he's like
He woulda heard it if they were rich whites

Bush shoulda
He shoulda watched the news
Bush shoulda
Just mighta had a clue

He said, What? Huh? Me? Woo!
Just like you knew he would
He said, What? Huh? Me? Woo!
Just like a rich guy would
What? Huh? Me? Woo!
You know he did no good now
He said, What? Huh? Me? Woo!
Just like you knew he would now

--Stormin 2007 the_nagI just sent my recorded CD version to NOLA.com/NOLA radio and BAYOU 95.7... other suggestions welcomed (careful, Mr. or Ms. "So..."!)

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Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment

The only flaw in this masterpiece is that Trent Lott, a rich white, had a house -- surely, not his only house -- destroyed by Katrina in Miss'ippi. But then, he still thinks Strom Thurmond's 1948 campaign was something to be proud of. It's not, but this parody is.

Phil Alexander - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment

What a stormin' parody :-)

Stormin Norman the nag - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment

I feel a strange sense of pride that there's this one loser or couple of losers out there who keeps voting me "ones" across the board in some quixotic quest to I guess try to discredit my work. I must be getting to the so-and-so's. Or perhaps just the "So..." I hope it makes you feel good, pal, 'cause rooting for the Bush team these days, you need all the feel-good you can find. p.s. my cousin used to work for/with George Soros many years ago. Nyah-nyah.

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