Howard:
Hey, Bernadette..?

Bernadette:
Yes, Howard?

Brad:
I've got something to say...
I really love the skillful way
You test bacterias on a tray

Our flame is dying, let's burn it (Bernadette)
Don't know love, I can learn it (Bernadette)
I got yours and I yearn it (Bernadette)
I've one thing to say and that's
Darn it, Bernadette, I love you...

Don't have money, I can earn it (Bernadette)
Let's move on a page, and turn it (Bernadette)
My mind is clear, but you churn it (Bernadette)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Darn it, Bernadette, I love you...

Here's a ring to prove my adoring
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good or bad or boring
Oh B-E-R-N-I-E, I love you so

Bernadette:
And here I thought you were a coward! (Oh, Howard)
Now I know our love isn't sour (Oh, Howard)
From this point we can go onward (Oh, Howard)
I've one thing to say and that's
Howard, my lover, I love you, too!

Oh, Howard

Howard:
Oh... darn it!

Bernadette:
My lover, ...

Howard:
Oh, Bernadette!
For you, ...

Both:
I love you, too
There's one thing left to do, and that's

Howard:
Plan the wedding, concern it (Bernadette)
Oh, please, don't spurn it, (Bernadette)
If you don't like the ring, you can return it, (Bernadette)
There's one thing to say and that's
Darn it, Bernadette, I love you...

Darn it, Bernadette

Bernadette
Oh Howard, my lover

Howard:
Darn it, Berandette

Both:
I love you!