Song Parodies -> "I Want a She Inflated"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

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Original Performer:

"I Want a She Inflated"

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The Lyrics

Polyethylene is how I wanna go: I want a she inflated,
Honey that’s pneumatic, up to blow: I want a she inflated.
A wench that can be air-forged, with a gorgeous mane,
Furry, furry, merkin there for a torrid swain,
Although she has no fingers and hasn’t got a brain
So, so, so, so, so. . .

Polly Ethylene is her -briquet, that’s so-; I want a she inflated,
Humping that’s pneumatic’s how to go; I want a she inflated.
My pud will start to feel air; in there I’ll remain
Furry, furry, merkin there for a torrid swain;
No postcoital smoking—embers are vinyl’s bane.

Ain’t lookin’ for a real mate—got me one that’s faux,
Furry, furry merkin on that faux-grow coño
No need control my fingers for kneading as it rose
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Prodding ethylene is now how that I go: I got a she inflated,
Honey that’s pneumatic, up to blow: I got a she inflated.
A real girl I feel’s real square. . .blurt out the wrong name:
Hurt, she’s hurt; she’s hurtin’ you, and you’re feeling pain.
Just get a silent vinyl girl—she won’t be your bane.

Pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump:
I got a she inflated.

[double entendre interlude]

Pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump:
I got a she inflated!

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Michael Pacholek - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment

I thought you didn't like Sarah Palin. She's certainly inflated. By hot air.

P Pete - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment

Blow-up dolls always float good over Am I Right. nice write

Kelochap Leachim - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment

The dude doesn't like women at all, Bicholek. That's why he hangs out with empty-headed fudge-packing misogynists like you.

Anagrammar - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Kelochap, you are a f**cking moron.

Speaking of inflated... - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Now that Tony "Junk-eMailer" Weiner is gone, the second most inflated ego in D.C. moves up to #1. You guessed it, Barack the Crock!

Grammanar - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Anagrammar, you are retarded.

MsWannaMona - June 21, 2011 - Report this comment

MssWannaMona - June 22, 2011 - Report this comment

. . . M O A N ~ O N . . . SirSweaty !

Dr. Franklin - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment

Good parody but for people with "those desires" there is now ROXXXY THE ROBOT. It can walk, talk a few come-ons and more. A sex droid just like in those bizaar sci-fi thrillers. For "X"- thousand dollars (no pun intended) it can be designed in any style, race, color of skin + hair + eyes, etc. A male model ("Rocky") is also out. Artificial intelligence applied for stupid things. It just needs power charging. Personally I prefer a real woman, with some sence : )

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